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We were slightly surprised to be
invited back to the Driver's Parade in 2007 as there were slight
concerns amongst the Squadron that we had overdone it with the smoke the
previous year - one journalist described the view from the Place des
Jacobins "as though someone had just bombed it"!
In fact we were told by event
organisers Classic Automotive that even more smoke and noise was
required. So Flt Lt Buzz was once more sent to see his special forces
smoke supplier, and Flt Sgt Baldrick borrowed an even bigger PA for the
jeep so we could belt out classics like "633 Squadron" and "Those
Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines"...
The weather was a problem, but we
dodged most of the showers and had a great afternoon - always good to
meet new people, as the saying goes!

Some of the squadron seemed to have
won a few more medals than they had last year!

Sdn Ldr Toad and Flt Lt Buzz
discuss minimum safe braking distances, whilst Sdn Ldr Doctor and Flt Lt
Disco listen in.

A very nice man in a vintage motor
with the ACO trophy strapped on seemed to follow us around the formation
area! Celine looks on amused!

Sdn Ldr Swiss fully kitted up with
helmet on and pipe lit well before time to bully off!

Ready to scramble!

Some Dutch courage before we
readied ourselves for the big off.

We weren't sure that Liz Halliday
fully understood who The Wild Choppers were. Meanwhile Romain Iannetta
looks a bit worried to see us, and Vitali Petrov has probably just seen
a Mk 2 Chopper strafe past.

Flt Sgt Baldrick was happy to be
flying with us this year in Red 8 as he had Mr Caddy Daddy driving the
jeep - he has a natural talent for chopperbatics!

Deletraz, Fasler and
Alexander-David seemed a bit jealous they had to sit in the back of an
old car instead of having a go at the controls of Mk 2 Chopper!

Lucas Luhr and all the Audi Sport
team seemed in good form.

Tom had been recovering from an
injury but was still handling the parade like a consummate professional.

Out of sight from the crowds, a
quick chat and a smile - he hadn't forgotten the meeting last year when
he and Captain Trousers shared a cold beer whilst we waited to go.

The French Aston Martin guys were
definitely Beermountain fans. In fact they seemed to know a little to
much about Beermountain.com!

Sdn Ldr Swiss fires up his pipe and
prepares to take his chocks away

Jacques Villeneuve misunderstood
Toad's comment about it being "a bit slippy out there" (ie the parade,
not the race) and said it was bad luck to say that. Oh dear, perhaps we
jinxed the retired Peugeot No 7 car?

The ramp was covered in wet (red)
carpet - no one in the Squadron wanted to lose control and crash whilst
on live TV and in front of the great and the good of the ACO! Our tyres
were still cold after all..

New boy Flt Lt Fluffy holds on
tight, desperate for a safe landing as he goes over the top of the ramp
and looks down towards Buzz and Toad. Meanwhile Sdn Ldr Swiss gets ready
to lay smoke.

Keeping tight formation at low
speed can be challenging - wobbling front wheels are often the first
sign that a pilot is about to "stall"!

Andy Wallace and Mike Newton share
a word with Toad amidst the crowds of the Driver's Enclosure.

Like last year we were chased
closely by the Harley Davidson display, closing the parade. Although
they seemed to drop back when we let smoke go...

Flt Lt Swiss asks Caddy Daddy for a
smoked kipper? Or possibly a pen, so he can give an autograph to an
admiring local lady.

Sdn Ldr Toad surveys the route
ahead and worries about something- leading the Squadron can be a lonely
business.

Sdn Ldr Swiss seemed to be attracting
admiring waves from all the girls!

Holding a Mk 2 Chopper on the right
line in the wet can be a handful..

There were some interesting
performers on the route round.

Flt Lt Baron models his new
Adjutants headgear. He's probably due promotion...

Jan Magnussen - definitely
Beermountain material!

Seen here a potentially dangerous
piece of Chopperbatics - Flt Lt Fluffy overtakes Baldrick up the left
with smoke full "on" whilst the front pair have to slow down to a first
gear turn..

Plenty of salutes to all our
friends in the crowd, although Sdn Ldr Swiss tended to just raise his
pipe!

Flt Lt Fluffy makes his second
smoke judgement error of the day and lets one go whilst we are on the
ground - with no where to go.

Flt Lt Baron keeps the Harleys off
our tail whilst Mr Fluffy's special friend looks after PR and French
liaison.

The reason our smoke is used by
military parachutists is clear. The small difference in requirements is
that strapped to your back at terminal velocity roaring down towards
earth you need lots of the stuff. At 5 mph on a Mk 2 Chopper, it can
become a problem. Seen here Sdn Ldr Doctor acts as "tail end charlie"
and stands by to bail out as we head to a stop.

We cant see, but it looks like Flt
Lt Fluffy has let another one go at the wrong place.

Lots of lovely ladies admire our
machinery!

Doctor on "Blue Two" - often seen
at the rear of the formation keeping an eye out for problems.

Toad hands out our Squadron calling
cards - some had to be autographed!

Overall race winners Frank Biela
and Marco Werner sign the Beermountain parade picture.

A moment of panic! - Flt Lt Baron
thinks he might have a problem - the smoke is going to envelope him as
he slows into a low g turn. If only he had paid attention on the
training course at Maison Blanche!

Sebastien Bourdais, Pedro Lamy and
Stephane Sarrazin sign the picture - Bourdais was mobbed by the local
media.

Our jeep proved to be a major asset
this year - seen here driven by Mr Caddy Daddy with Tara911 in the back.

Something every Squadron pilot has
to face - the "hill of death" on the way back to the Place des Jacobins.
The formation falls apart as Toad and Swiss speed up to attack speed
whilst the others look up the hill in awe. Meanwhile Chief Silverback
and Sooty have run ahead to get the pictures!

Meet the team that made it all
happen - Caddy daddy, Sooty and Tara911 enjoy a cold one at the finish.
Celine seems to have hopped out to take the photo.

A memento of the day goes into the
Beermountain archive - signed by most of the 2007 Drivers - to us its
priceless!
Our huge thanks to everyone who
helped us this year - especially Celine McDonald, Tara911, Caddy Daddy,
Sooty, Radio Le Mans, Motors TV, & of course Classic Automotive

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